Month: April 2020

Breaking News

New CU COVID-19 Defense System Put in Place

CU Boulder has decided to reopen its campus for the semester, and while measures are being taken to ensure classes proceed safely and effectively, concerns about the spread of COVID-19 still permeate a concerned student body. In an effort to alleviate these concerns, CU President Mark Kennedy released a statement via email in which he detailed his new plan for limiting the spread of disease … Continue reading New CU COVID-19 Defense System Put in Place

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Treants Return to Boulder Amidst Continuing Coronavirus Lockdown

The sudden and shockingly fast spread of COVID-19 across the planet has thrust the world into an uncertain and frightening state of lockdown. Death is sweeping through the lands of the earth as nature entersits season of rebirth. Under normal circumstances, flowers sprouting from beneath frost and sunlight on our faces would be auspicious foretellings of easy times and warm summers to come, but these … Continue reading Treants Return to Boulder Amidst Continuing Coronavirus Lockdown

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Breaking News

New Zoom Update Filters Out Existential Crises

Zoom just announced today that their newest update will filter out anything on camera that indicates an existential crisis. This is great news for students and business people around the country, who are not only having a crisis outside their homes, but also inside their minds. Developers at Zoom know that online learning is extremely difficult to transition to, and although they may not care … Continue reading New Zoom Update Filters Out Existential Crises

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