Coming next quarantine to Netflix is a hastily produced and shoddily sourced story of the shocking behind-the-scenes world of college mascot handling. “We weren’t sure if Tiger King was a success because of the quirky characters and cute tiger cubs, or simply because everyone in the world had absolutely nothing better to do,” said Netflix CEO Wilmot Hastings in a Zoom interview which led to … Continue reading Buffalo Queen: Murder, Mayhem and Mascots
With the increasing impact of COVID-19, it would be expected that large events and conventions such as Coachella and Comic Con would be cancelled or delayed; however, there is one convention to cancel somewhat unexpectedly: the Geneva Convention. Sophie Waffle, Prime Minister of Belgium, seemed understandably uneasy when asked to comment. “So help me god, if anyone uses us to get to France again”. We … Continue reading Geneva Convention Canceled Amid Coronavirus Concerns
The coronavirus pandemic has been sweeping across the world, with the death toll nearing 100,000 and climbing every day. The U.S. has been forced to respond to the virus through closed schools and self quarantine for almost all non essential workers. Throughout the crisis, one of capitalism’s most famous divas has flown largely under the radar; the oil industry. We interviewed some top execs at … Continue reading Oil Industry Jealous of Coronavirus Media Attention
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