The new engineering bridge  has not only led to an expansion of the already beautiful campus, but also an astonishing discovery for CU’s Mechanical engineering students. As of last week, Mechanical Engineering students discovered something they had no idea existed on the premises: a female. We asked the first Engineering student Richard “Cheeto Fingers” Fredricks his reaction to seeing a female for the first time.  … Continue reading Engineering Students Discover CU is Co-Ed

Effective today, CU will shift its instruction modality to a new “imaginary” mode. This new mode, chosen in collaboration with Boulder County Public Health, is supposed to support students as they cope with burnout and stress from a seemingly endless fall semester. “Navigating this past year has been difficult,” shared Illa Ju, a representative of the Chancellor, “but we truly believe this shift will best … Continue reading CU Boulder Announces Shift to Imaginary Instruction

For several years, unbeknownst to most of the campus community, CU-Boulder has been a major center of cannabis research in the United States.  No, we’re not talking about the weekly editorial staff meetings at Earth Muffins.  The Center for Health and Addiction: Neuroscience, Genes, and Environment (the CU CHANGE Lab) has been studying the effects of cannabinoids on human beings.  The research team is led … Continue reading CU-Boulder Cannabis Research Keeps on Rolling

According to several sources close to the current CU Student Government Administration, tensions and emotions have been high following the leaked news that every election in recent memory has been largely fraudulent. Reportedly, a member of the Student Government stole classified documents from Mark Kennedy’s office, labeled Operation Election Fraud(little on the nose, Mark?). The whistleblower then shared the document at a closed door Student … Continue reading CU Student Government Elections Rife With Fraud