CU Researchers Identify Election-Related Post-Pennsylvania Stress Disorder

America has discovered both a new president and a new disorder this week. Today, CU Boulder’s Collmeyer lab identified a new psychological phenomenon caused by the 2020 U.S. election results. The researchers observed an acute disorder, called “Post-Pennsylvania Stress Disorder” (PPSD), among a significant portion of surveyed college students. The phenomenon results in a variety of symptoms and ranges from mild cases of browser refreshing … Continue reading CU Researchers Identify Election-Related Post-Pennsylvania Stress Disorder

CU Football Undefeated as Shortened Season Begins – First Time in a Century

For the first time since 1921, the University of Colorado football team is undefeated.Had the football season begun on September 5 th , as originally scheduled, the Buffaloeswould have played games against Colorado State, Fresno State, Texas A&M, Oregon,Utah, Arizona, USC and Arizona State through the end of October. In all likelihood, thiswould have resulted in a 1 and 7 record (with losses against every … Continue reading CU Football Undefeated as Shortened Season Begins – First Time in a Century

Hunter Biden Revealed to be on CU Payroll Since 2008

The Earth Muffins investigative reporting team has learned that, shortly following the 2008 presidential election, the University of Colorado hired Hunter Biden, son of Vice President-elect Joe Biden, as a consultant.  The younger Biden, who was then 38 years old, received an annual salary of $500,000 for his expertise in law and investments.  His current salary is in excess of $1,000,000. The information was obtained … Continue reading Hunter Biden Revealed to be on CU Payroll Since 2008

New Daily Sexual Health Form Required for Faculty, Staff and Students at CU

In an effort to further “protect the herd,” completion of a daily sexual health form is nowrequired for all faculty, staff and students each day they intend to be on the CU Bouldercampus. Beginning November 1 st , the daily sexual health form must be completedbefore you arrive on campus. Here is a copy of the form. 1: Do you currently have any of the … Continue reading New Daily Sexual Health Form Required for Faculty, Staff and Students at CU