On the first day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me a right to open carry.

On the second day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 2 red “Let’s Go Brandon” dresses.

On the third day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 3 unused COVID vaccines.

On the fourth day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 4 Qanon tees.

On the fifth day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 5 AR-15s.

On the sixth day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 6 Trumps-a-lying.

On the seventh day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 7 face masks-a-flying

On the eighth day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 8 husbands exposing.

On the ninth day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 9 shooters shooting.

On the tenth day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 10 tainted pork sliders.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 11 anti-Muslim screeds.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 12 transvex hikes.