Month: August 2022

On Campus

Hot New Spot Giving Out Free Food

Most students at any college enjoy whatever free food they can find on their campus. Pizza, cookies, sandwiches–anything that’s easy to grab off the table and walk away with. Earlier today on campus, sophomore Amy Wriggen thought she was getting free shrimp puffs with no catch. “I left the free food group chat in the fall semester because honestly I think I’m better at sniffing … Continue reading Hot New Spot Giving Out Free Food

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Stranger than Truth

TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN EARTH MUFFINS: TRUMP WANTED NAZI GENERALS

As if we didn’t already know the magnitude of his stupidity and egomania, a recent article revealed the extent to which ex-President Trump, while in office, was colossally ignorant and totally out of touch with any semblance of reality. The New Yorker writers, Susan B. Glasser and Peter Baker, reported that, in 2017, returning from a trip to France, where he had witnessed the Bastille Day Parade, … Continue reading TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN EARTH MUFFINS: TRUMP WANTED NAZI GENERALS

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