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How To Prevent Your Roommate From Banging a Rando While You Are In The Room

Dorm Life can be hard, that is something that we can all probably agree on. However, it can be especially difficult for our resident anti-socialites, introverts, and anti-confrontational cowards as they need to learn new ways to communicate with what may or may not be their fellow humans of the genus roommateus. But not to… Continue reading How To Prevent Your Roommate From Banging a Rando While You Are In The Room

Golden Green

The quaint tourist town of Golden Colorado is a known primarily for the small river known as Clear Creek, the Coors factory, and it’s thriving witch community. Golden is where I grew up and spent the majority of my childhood and, after my first semester at college, I was really looking forward to spending the… Continue reading Golden Green

The Ralphie Ritual

Three old bodies have been found in the Norlin quad by the construction workers, the bones appear to be broken and gnawed on. The police are stumped, students are mad that construction is taking so long, and the staff of CU is very concerned. The staff has known about unreported disappearances for years, they were… Continue reading The Ralphie Ritual

Karl Dorell, Hiding in the Tunnels, Says Nothing as Rats Tear into His Flesh

After being fired for sucking ass at coaching football, Karl Dorell, with nowhere left to go, decided to hide in the vast tunnel network under CU Boulder. His team consistently ranked in the top 5 of the bottom 25, a list chronicling college football’s worst teams, being better than only CSU. Dorell’s commitment issues showed… Continue reading Karl Dorell, Hiding in the Tunnels, Says Nothing as Rats Tear into His Flesh

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