US News and World Report Ranks CSU as Worst School in the Universe.

In a report released Monday February 10th, US News and World Report officially ranked CSU as the worst school of all time in the entire universe. Generally, US News ranks the best colleges, and ignores any school that ranks below #400, however, the author of this report felt it was high time that USNWR recognized both sides of the spectrum. Several factors contributed to CSU’s … Continue reading US News and World Report Ranks CSU as Worst School in the Universe.

Breakthroughs in Cancer: Teen to Cure Cancer Learns to Use a Pipet

Earlier today a major breakthrough in cancer research was made in the dank 2nd basement of Porter Biosciences. Becca, one of CU’s bright eyed and bushy tailed freshman learned how to use a pipet in her introductory biology course. “I’ve just like been interested in curing cancer my entire life because I want to like help people…oh and I’m also a cancer sign!” Properly operating … Continue reading Breakthroughs in Cancer: Teen to Cure Cancer Learns to Use a Pipet

Goddammit, The Geese Are Back

The spring season can be a stressful time for CU students, taking on a new course load and all the long hours that come with it . However, not all sources of stress come from school — the fall season brings with it also a certain anserine threat. Our field correspondent, Rhys Rueffert, reports on this issue from CU Campus:  “God fucking damn it, the … Continue reading Goddammit, The Geese Are Back