Breakthroughs in Cancer: Teen to Cure Cancer Learns to Use a Pipet

Earlier today a major breakthrough in cancer research was made in the dank 2nd basement of Porter Biosciences. Becca, one of CU’s bright eyed and bushy tailed freshman learned how to use a pipet in her introductory biology course. “I’ve just like been interested in curing cancer my entire life because I want to like help people…oh and I’m also a cancer sign!” Properly operating … Continue reading Breakthroughs in Cancer: Teen to Cure Cancer Learns to Use a Pipet

Goddammit, The Geese Are Back

The spring season can be a stressful time for CU students, taking on a new course load and all the long hours that come with it . However, not all sources of stress come from school — the fall season brings with it also a certain anserine threat. Our field correspondent, Rhys Rueffert, reports on this issue from CU Campus:  “God fucking damn it, the … Continue reading Goddammit, The Geese Are Back