How to Kill It This Easter Like You’re Pontius Pilate

If you’re anything like me, fellow Buffs, you’re still reeling from the hysterics of Palm Sunday. Tickling each other’s balls with palm leaves during the service was pretty rad, but the fun doesn’t end there! Easter weekend is fast approaching! Here’s how to celebrate the resurrection of Christ like a real Buff:  Treat yourself. Lent is over my dudes!! I don’t know about you but … Continue reading How to Kill It This Easter Like You’re Pontius Pilate

Gamer Guide: Sites of Grace Locations in Boulder

Elden Ring has now sold more than 12 million copies since it was released, and chances are either you’re playing it or you know somebody who is. Whether it be your roommate Tyler who has never played a video game game that isn’t Madden before and is now waking you up at 3 A.M the night before your Scandinavian Macroeconomics exam bellowing with rage at … Continue reading Gamer Guide: Sites of Grace Locations in Boulder

I Joined Ressurection Church and Here’s Why You Should Too

I know what you’re thinking. Religion? Snore!! Church might’ve been tolerable on holidays to make mom happy, but now you’re an adult that can buy real fucking bread! Time for the marijuana, alcohol, women’s rights, and premarital sex! Yeah, I used to feel the exact same way… I was lost just like you, having the time of my life yet blissfully ignorant of my condemnation … Continue reading I Joined Ressurection Church and Here’s Why You Should Too

Ode to Mark

The tides have turned away from you, O Chief,  emblem of our home!  Our heart untrue, our canting mouthpiece,  go now and roam! Be that which you never were, The proud beast you spurn At odds with each and all of our views, you spoke for us as we spoke of you Caller of Snow, Sucker and Fucker, rapacious Vanilla King! Are you off to … Continue reading Ode to Mark

Crumbling? In Despair? Feeling Worthless? Here Are 8 Easy Steps To Get Your Shit Together

1.  Get Organized. Between the collapse of society, Kraus the kind cockroach that lives under my bed, and wanting to hit a reverse twist dive off the Flatirons, life can seem pretty overwhelming. A good first step is to set your records straight, maybe by making a colored calendar or sacrificing a lamb to The Dark Lord. 2.  Do one thing at a time. I … Continue reading Crumbling? In Despair? Feeling Worthless? Here Are 8 Easy Steps To Get Your Shit Together

Opinion: Hill Party Was Actually a Celebration of International Women’s Day

In honor of International Women’s Day this Monday, Earth Muffins would like to share this touching opinion piece sent in by an anonymous member of one of CU’s very own fraternities. Hey bros, hope you all had an amazing International Women’s Day! I know I did. Many of you probably heard about that huge party that happened on the Hill over the weekend, but you … Continue reading Opinion: Hill Party Was Actually a Celebration of International Women’s Day