On November 9th of this year KFC Germany sent out a push message on its app stating, “Commemorate Kristallnacht – treat yourself to more soft cheese and crispy chicken. Now at KFCheese!” Kristallnacht (The Night of Broken Glass) commemorates the night in 1938 that Nazi gangs looted, vandalized, and destroyed synagogues, Jewish businesses and Jewish homes across the country.  It seems that computer-generated messages to … Continue reading When Advertising Goes Terribly Wrong

On February 14th, the fourth anniversary of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shootings in Parkland, Florida, the city of Calhoun in Georgia’s 4th Congressional District unveiled the Marjorie Taylor Greene High School.  The Congresswoman was on hand to be honored and, in lieu of a ribbon cutting ceremony, fired the first shot into the bullet-proof glass of the building’s front door. Mayor James F. … Continue reading Marjorie Taylor Greene High School Opens in Calhoun, Georgia

On the first day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me a right to open carry. On the second day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 2 red “Let’s Go Brandon” dresses. On the third day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 3 unused COVID vaccines. On the fourth day of Christmas Lauren Boebert gave to me 4 Qanon tees. On the fifth … Continue reading Lauren Boebert’s Twelve Days of Christmas

In a remarkable show of honesty and forthrightness, never before seen from the asswipe Senator from West Virginia, Joe Manchin made clear for the first time why he sabotaged President Biden’s and the Democratic Party’s clean energy bill.   “I’ve been telling you that I am all about protecting the economy and workers of my state, but you all know that’s a load of crap.  I’m … Continue reading Joe Manchin Says, “Fuck Biden,” “Fuck the Democratic Party,” “Fuck Future Generations.” “I Just Want My Coal Money”

Last weekend, in a surprising show of generosity and goodwill, Donald Trump reached out to the disputed winner of the 2020 Presidential race, Joe Biden, to help him deal with the aftermath of the U.S. pull-out from Afghanistan.  “You know,” the ex-President said, “I’ve had my own share of unsuccessful pull-outs.  Did you really think I wanted another kid when I was 60 years old?  … Continue reading Trump Advises Biden on How to Deal With Afghanistan Fiasco

In ancient Athens, Socrates was accused of impiety and corrupting the youth of the city-state.  History has famously memorialized the philosopher’s statement that “I am to this city as to a lazy horse which is besieged by a stinging fly who will never stop rousing and reproving you.” Few recall, however, that facing his certain death, he recanted. “Didst thou not see the smiley face … Continue reading The Origins of Sydney Powell’s “No Reasonable Person” Defense

Yo(Open up, man) What do you want, man?(They just caught me) You let them catch you?(I don’t know how I let this happen) With who?(That 17-year-old, you know) Man(I don’t know what to do) Say it wasn’t you(Alright) Bill Barr came in and caught me red-handedCreeping with young girls and whores.Pictures of naked women I’m showing To my colleagues on the Congress floor.How could I forget … Continue reading MATT GAETZ – IT WASN’T ME

Over the weekend of President’s Day, the Biden family took a vacation to Camp David, where they enjoyed quality family time together and, more importantly, had an old-school Mario Kart showdown. As reported by numerous publications, who were evidently having record-breakingly slow news days, Joe’s granddaughter Naomi posted a video of the two of them engaged in sweet, rubbery, kart-kombat. When asked to comment on … Continue reading Joe Biden Destroys Idiot Granddaughter at Mario Kart