On June 29th, Brandy Bottone, a pregnant Texas woman was pulled over by a Dallas County sheriff’s deputy for driving in an HOV (high-occupancy vehicle) lane.  When asked where her other passenger was, she pointed to her belly (she was 34 weeks pregnant).  Ms. Bottone claimed that, in the wake of the U.S. Supreme Court’s overturning of Roe v. Wade, her unborn baby qualified as … Continue reading Truth is Stranger than Earth Muffins: When is a Fetus a Human Being?

As if we didn’t already know the magnitude of his stupidity and egomania, a recent article revealed the extent to which ex-President Trump, while in office, was colossally ignorant and totally out of touch with any semblance of reality. The New Yorker writers, Susan B. Glasser and Peter Baker, reported that, in 2017, returning from a trip to France, where he had witnessed the Bastille Day Parade, … Continue reading TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN EARTH MUFFINS: TRUMP WANTED NAZI GENERALS

While keeping up with the news, Earth Muffins editors have noticed a distinct trend: we have become increasingly unable to come up with headlines more ridiculous than reality. As such, we have decided to start reporting on real news stories. On March 5th, in a rambling, 84-minute address to 250 of the Republican Party’s top donors at the Four Seasons Hotel in New Orleans, ex-President … Continue reading The Truth Is Stranger Than Earth Muffins: Donald Trump’s Strategy for Ending the War In Ukraine