Researchers At CU Boulder Unveil New Vaccine Requiring One Dose Of Suck, One Dose Of Fuck

BOULDER, CO- Researchers at the CU Boulder’s Cech Laboratory have recently announced that they have developed a groundbreaking new vaccine for Covid-19, all of its variants, and celibacy. Buried deep in the “Cu Boulder Today” newsletter, the announcement came as the culmination of hard work containing cumming and cunning calculations.  “This shit is revolutionary!” exclaimed lead scientist Kraus Cockroach. “Ah metamorphosis, may it be the … Continue reading Researchers At CU Boulder Unveil New Vaccine Requiring One Dose Of Suck, One Dose Of Fuck

Resources for the Boulder Community

To the Boulder community: Now is not the time for comedy. While it’s not our place to discuss the tragedy that occurred yesterday, we want to use our platform to share some resources to help the families of the victims and the Boulder community at large. Here’s a piece that compiles the stories of the victims. Please focus on the victims and their families and … Continue reading Resources for the Boulder Community