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The Professor Lives!
It was a normal morning for Richard Numbers, a measly biochem major. Two classes down by 11:00 am and off to the arguably worst lecture of his day– Organic Chemistry for majors. Normally, his professor is already in the room trying and failing to get his technology to work. But today as the door creaked… Continue reading The Professor Lives!
The Ghosts of Libby Basement
There is someone down here. I just know it. You see I live in Libby Basement. It sucks. The late nights with teens who think they are sneaky and the RA’s who use their patrol time to make out. I try to stay out of their way. I just want to sleep. But no matter… Continue reading The Ghosts of Libby Basement
CIRES Directors Declare Global Warming a “Crock of Shit”
CIRES, the Cooperative Institute for Research in Environmental Sciences at the University of Colorado Boulder, was founded in 1967 and, according to Earth Muffins’ science reporter (in other words, ChatGPT) it “is a leading research institute dedicated to advancing our understanding of the environment and developing solutions to environmental challenges facing society.” For decades, researchers… Continue reading CIRES Directors Declare Global Warming a “Crock of Shit”
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