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The Beauty of the Coffee Table
It has four legs. It is rectangular. It lives in the center of the living room. It never moves and rarely ever gets cleaned. It is made of wood and houses a peculiar, wide variety of items. On Sunday mornings it is so cluttered that you can’t see the surface of it. It has become… Continue reading The Beauty of the Coffee Table
YOLO! This Man Has Been in College for Seven Years
BOULDER, CO – Well, you only live once, kids, and you’ll only go to college once or twice in your short little lifetime, so might as well make it sweet, savory, and seven years long, like current super, super, super senior Mike Barron. Originally in the class of 2020, Barron has strategically failed over ten… Continue reading YOLO! This Man Has Been in College for Seven Years
How To Prevent Your Roommate From Banging a Rando While You Are In The Room
Dorm Life can be hard, that is something that we can all probably agree on. However, it can be especially difficult for our resident anti-socialites, introverts, and anti-confrontational cowards as they need to learn new ways to communicate with what may or may not be their fellow humans of the genus roommateus. But not to… Continue reading How To Prevent Your Roommate From Banging a Rando While You Are In The Room
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